Swimming with Snakes!

Down route in Phuket, four other crew members and myself decided to go for a late night swim. Two crew were sitting on the edge of the pool and two were standing in the water chatting to them. I had decided to lie on my back and float around the centre of the pool. Just [...]

Are you an ass?

” Imagine living your whole life not knowing you’re an ass!?”

Not For The Feint Of Heart

It was on our clothes, on our seats, on our faces and as we scrambled around playing spot the vomit we heard, “Oh excuse me, you’ve ah, you’ve got a chunk in your hair!”.